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HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2023

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1. President Sonia gandhi and prime minister priyanka gandhi receive italy prime minister rahul gandhi.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - sachin tendulkar
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
5. Mein tau aabhi jawan hu - dev anand.
6. Petrol Rs.999/lt.
7. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
8. Coach ganguly resigns, as india went out of world cup in 1st round after losing to korea
9 N.siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day.

Height Of revange - II

Height Of revange - I

Mighty Bangladeshis sc***d again

NewZealand this time shocked / kicked / scre**d the mighty Bangladeshis. They have defeated the mighty Bangladeshis by 9 wickets. What a heart stopping match.

Bangladeshi mood can be found at the following link,Bangla Cricket

Australia surprises mighty Bangladeshis.

In what can be called as upset of the millennium, Australians have managed to upset the mighty Bangladeshis. They won the match, that to in a convincing way. This has created a wave of enthusiasm in the diminishing world of cricket. Bangladeshi captain called it as a bad day at office. Poniting said he is flying really high with this unexpected victory. In a interview to a local TV channel, he said that Australian Prime minister John Howard, who is also a cricket enthusiast called him to congratulate on this achievement.

There were huge victory rallies in Australian cities of Perth, Adelaide, Sydney to celebrate there cricket teams success against cricketing power house Bangladesh.Many Australians said that this will take Australian cricket to new heights. Bangladesh has won all the previous world cups and tipped to be favorite to win this edition.

Bangladeshi mood can be found at the following link,
Bangla Cricket

Interesting ...

Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes4. Pope Died

Two years later India won the world Cup!!!

Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes4. Pope Died

Two years later will India win the world Cup ?????_

Funny

Rajnikant Technology -II

Rajnikant Technology - I

Thats a party .....

Nice Party

Sholay - Technical Problem

In movie Sholay, you must have seen the famous veeru suicide attempt from the huge water tank. However there was no electricity in ramgadh.

Then how they used to fill water in the tank without a pump....

School Days - IV

b) Answer the following questions in short (any two)
1) Why does uttar pradesh have the highest number of factories ?
ANS : uttar pradesh have the highest number of sugar factories because uttar pradesh grown sugarcane so the uttar pradesh have the highest number of sugar factories.Uttar pradesh highest number of sugar factories because uttar pradesh grow's sugarcane. so the Uttar pradesh highest number of sugar factories. Uttar pradesh highest number of sugar factories because uttar pradesh grows sugarcane so the Uttar pradesh highest number of sugar factories. Uttar pradesh highest number of sugar factories because uttar pradesh grow's sugarcane. so the Uttar pradesh highest number of sugar factories in uttar pradesh

Teachers Remark (mark) - 1/2

School days - III

Teachers Remark ( mark) : -(

School days - II

2) Communication is very important for the development of the country.
Ans : communication is very important for the development of the country because communication is very important for the development of the country because communication is very important for the development of the country because communication is very important for the development of the country.
Hum aap mein kuch ho gaya
kuch mil gaya kuch kho gaya
Jo chahe tum ise maan lo lakin suno ye jaanalo
hum tum pemaratein hai.
HUm tum pe marate hein.
aapke naam se naam hum jodenge
ye kasam kabhi ye kasam na todenge
hum aapamein kuch ho gaya
kuch mil gaya kuch kho gaya
jo chahe tum ise maan lo
lekin suno ye jaan lo
humtum pe marate hai hum tum pe

Teachers remark( Mark) : ZERO (0)

School days - I

5) Answer the following questions (any two)
1. Write in details about "Sea fishing in INDIA"
ANS : Sea fishing India is at high level. All like sea fishing, so they go out daily for sea fishing. There are all types of fishes in the sea.all have the hobbies of fishing. These all fish which are fished by fisherman comes to the market and I also like fishing fishes is my hobby. I like fish and fishing both. I like fry fish and fishing both. I love fry fish bombil and all I like is more but I love bombil because I like it bombile is so nice macchi I like the machhi
Bombil. Bombil Bombil Bombil

I like Bombil I love Bombil I kill Bombil.

I murdered bombil I hate not Bombil I love Bombil.

Bombil is the fevorite dish of mine. Please come to eat Bombil at my house OK.
Bye

Teachers Remark (mark) : Zero (0)

BCCI and Branson

Richard Branson (Virgin CEO) offered to sponsor the Indian cricket team.

The BCCI refused saying "We can't have "VIRGIN" written on our shirt sleeves, when we are getting screwed in every match".

Threat

There is this divorce case in progress. Judge asks the child with whoem he would like to go mother or father. child says mother beats him, so he dont want to go with her. Then he say my father beats me, so i dont want to go with him either. Everyone was puzzled. Judge thinks about something and then laughs. His verdict was send the child to the indian cricket team because they cannot beat any one.

Funniest Dialogue Ever

Film - Andaj Apna Apna

Artists : Salman khan (Prem), Karishma kapoor (Karishma)

करिष्मा : देखो तुम जो समझ रहे हो, वो मै नही हु

प्रेम : मतलब

करिष्मा : मै करिष्मा नही हु

प्रेम : तो क्य फरक पडता है .....

करिष्मा : देखो वो जो रविना है ना वो रविना नही है, वो जो है वो मै हु और मै जो हु वो वो है

प्रेम : तुम जो हो वो तुम नही हो वो वो है, वो जो है वो वो नही है ओ तुम हो, तुम जो हो वो तुम नही हो, वो जो है वो वो नही है, ओफ़ मै जो हु वो मै मै हु या मै भी वो नही हु जो मै हु मै कौन हु ... ?

English

Karishma : dekho tum jo samaz rahe ho, vo mai nahi hu

prem : matlab

karishma : mai karishma nahi hu

prem : to kya pharak padata hai

karishma : dekho vo jo ravina hai naa vo ravinaa nahi hai, vo jo hai vo mai hu ,aur mai jo hu vo o hai

prem : tum jo ho vo tum nahi ho vo o hai, vo jo hai vo o nahi hai vo tum ho, tum jo ho vo tum nahi hovo jo hai vo o nahi hai , of , mai jo hu vo mai mai hu, ya mai bhi vo nahi hu jo mai hu , mai kaun hu ...

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